"Saw Nuffin ( nothing )"

Assertive  Women's Conference.

The  first speaker, a lady from England, stood and said, "During  last year's conference, we spoke about being more assertive with our husbands. Well, after the conference, I went home and told my  husband, Barrington, that I would no longer cook for him and that he would have to do it himself. After the first day, I  saw nothing. The second day, I saw nothing, but on the third day, I saw that he had cooked a wonderful roast lamb." (The  crowd cheered).

The  second lady, from Russia, stood up and said, "After  last year's conference, I went home and told my husband, Ivan, that  I would no longer do his laundry and that he would have to do it  himself. 

The first day, I saw nothing. After the second  day, I saw nothing, but on the third day, I saw that he had done  not only his own washing, but mine as well." (The  crowd again cheered).

The  third speaker, an Aboriginal lady from Australia, stood up and  said, "Afta  lass year's conference, I wen ome and tole dat lazy husband of mines, Dingo Jack, dat I was froo pickin up his beer cans, cookin' his  tucker and washin' his undaweah and dat he was goin to haf to do dem  himself."

(The  crowd went wild with cheering and clapping that lasted for five long  minutes). 

She continued  "Afta  da first day, I nevah see nuffin. Afta da second day, I nevah see nuffin, but afta da t ird day, I could see a little bit outa me  leff eye."